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It’s so rare that a boy can pursue his true calling like I am here. Watering the trash is my jam and joy
Posted on May 23, 2013
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Mom I have a lead on something I heard the clues on the balcony
Posted on May 23, 2013 with 1 note
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Imma let you finish
Posted on May 21, 2013 with 1 note
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I will finally and utterly destroy the Christmas snake.
Posted on May 20, 2013
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Do you like my summer cut? It isn’t too much is it?
Posted on May 20, 2013 with 1 note
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I hope you’re not using the plural we because that is factually untrue.
Posted on May 20, 2013
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Like a lannister I HAVE NO REGRETS
Posted on May 19, 2013 with 1 note
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What did you do today? Oh, you didn’t throw up in the free people store? I guess we don’t have that in common then.
Posted on May 19, 2013 with 4 notes
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Rainy day snuggling
Posted on May 19, 2013
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I miss these jokers my grandparents. They are almost as cute as me and let’s be honest that’s a very high bar
Posted on May 16, 2013 with 1 note
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I am a thinking mandog my thoughts run deep like a river ask me about Syria. I ate moms New Yorker last week so I literally contain knowledge, and multitudes
Posted on May 16, 2013 with 2 notes
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My grandparents are returning to Iowa. I am well within the five stages of grief.
Posted on May 12, 2013 with 3 notes
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Mom please! I’m having a moment with grandma!
Posted on May 12, 2013 with 3 notes
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Oh hey it’s just me and the world record holders for most adorable grandparents
Posted on May 12, 2013 with 3 notes
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I am spending Mother’s Day with my mothers mother feeling bad about how I am half the size of her entire body
Posted on May 12, 2013 with 1 note










