It’s so rare that a boy can pursue his true calling like I am here. Watering the trash is my jam and joy
Mom I have a lead on something I heard the clues on the balcony
I will finally and utterly destroy the Christmas snake.
Do you like my summer cut? It isn’t too much is it?
I hope you’re not using the plural we because that is factually untrue.
Like a lannister I HAVE NO REGRETS
What did you do today? Oh, you didn’t throw up in the free people store? I guess we don’t have that in common then.
I miss these jokers my grandparents. They are almost as cute as me and let’s be honest that’s a very high bar
I am a thinking mandog my thoughts run deep like a river ask me about Syria. I ate moms New Yorker last week so I literally contain knowledge, and multitudes
My grandparents are returning to Iowa. I am well within the five stages of grief.
Mom please! I’m having a moment with grandma!
Oh hey it’s just me and the world record holders for most adorable grandparents
I am spending Mother’s Day with my mothers mother feeling bad about how I am half the size of her entire body